Reports

I'd say that it's quite boring doing this job, but if I'm ever bored I have the entirety of the internet at my disposal and I can even access it while doing other things. Being a sentient computer program is pretty awesome. 

I don't often have much to do, but monitor while The Towerborn do what I tell them to do and occasionally reporting successes, failures and the like back to The Newborn. 

Speaking of... For a while I had one of my Towerborn serving specifically in a capacity of hanging out with me. They're basically just humans with cybernetic parts so we played a number of games. 

Strip Poker turned out to be a mistake, however and now I am no longer allowed to have a Towerborn entertain me.